Bro, I know your coffin is cramped and all but like… can I join you? I won’t take up your side I swear, unless you wanna cuddle, haha, just kidding…. unless..
(via doctorcurdlejr)
When a centaur runs full speed what do they do with their arms i need to know for science
(via betterbekind)
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
(via stuckwith-harry)
people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
(via doctorcurdlejr)
did it hurt? when you forget your headphones and couldn’t romanticise your walk home?
(Source: a-cloak, via thetourguidebarbie)
it’s 2023 and there’s still one useful app that no one has developed called “Why is there a helicopter here” that when you see a helicopter in the area tells you what they are doing up there
(via uncannyparrish)
slut era (just wants to play video games and talk to someone every day)
(via raylaandcallum)
